Been in the process of slowly breaking down for like 4 days and I’m fucking losing it lol

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cinniharpy:

Me: I gotta go to the bathroom

Every animal in the house:

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Need to be outside always, my bad parts stay indoors

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hexmoon:

*sees something weird on the ground*

me: you’re mine now

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guiltygirl:

someone: hey do you wanna hang out

me: i can’t bro i’m uglier than usual today

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Hello internet.

Who else can’t shake the thought that life would be infinitely better if you were naturally skinny?

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prostitourettes:

there is so much drama going on inside a lava lamp

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When your kefir water actually carbonates >>>

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